Hah! Try and hide from me on the intarwebs, eh? I swim through them like Mario through a series of tubes, it was never going to happen!

Im sure you rarely if ever check this, but still. It's the principle of the matter.

Banana Hammock!

What's up ma brother!

Today, whilst I was on my way to a lecture, I was accosted by a gang of youths. They set upon me with weapons and tried to steal my money. When I resisted (clinging to my wallet for dear life) one of them smacked my hand so hard. I was left bleeding for hours when I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air!'. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!